Welcome to Naked News, I'm Angie Heyward. Whitney St John is standing by with what's blowing up on the internet right now, in a segment we call, Trending Now. What's going on Whitney?
I've got the little dog who COULD Angie, a masturbation video that got over a million views in a single day and a VERY unfortunate live streaming incident!
I guess there's no take backs when it's unfolding right in front of you. That's why we like, live to TAPE, so to speak.
Has saved us thousands of times! Anyway, What do you get when you combine a cute little French bulldog and a couple of bears?
I don't know, what?
A Video that's TRENDING NOW! If you're going to get a dog for protection, MOST people don't think of French bulldogs. But this video might just change that. Security cameras caught the moment when Jules, a twenty-pound Frenchie, went full "get off my lawn" on a pair of young brown bears. A couple of million YouTube views later, and Jules is the internet's newest celebrity bulldog - move over bulldog on trampoline!
Buzzfeed is pretty much all about going viral, but their newest video really seems to be striking a chord. They challenged people to go a month without MASTURBATING! Maybe it's the attractive people talking about masturbating, or maybe it's an evil, perverse joy at watching people SUFFER, but well over a million people watched this clip in its first day on YouTube.
Have you ever heard of Twitch? It's a live-streaming platform, mainly used by video gamers, but also by people who just want to broadcast, like this man trying to figure out his new lighter. The chain of events went a little like this. Step one, be sloppy with lighter fluid. Step two, add fire. Step three, chaos. About seven million people have seen this man's house go up in flames already. Ouch.
American Scott Waters recently vacationed in England, and when he returned, he hit Facebook with an innocent list of a hundred things he noticed about the country. The points are mainly pretty simple. Brits call pants "trousers" and underwear pants. They don't refrigerate eggs. HP sauce is better than ketchup. That sort of thing. But somehow over fifty-four THOUSAND people so far have shared his status, and made him a media sensation. And he didn't even have to set his house on fire!
And finally, Monday night's game between the Seattle Seahawks and the Detroit Lions resulted in more aggression on SOCIAL MEDIA than on the field. The online furor kicked off after officials wrongly awarded Seattle possession when KJ Wright batted the ball out of the end zone. The back judge ruled it was unintentional but fans disagree. Here's the play: I think the only fair thing to do is to let Twitter decide! I'm Whitney St. John, and THAT's what's Trending Now!
I'm Lydia. Making headlines today, the US Justice Department is set to grant early release to up to 6 thousand federal prisoners. It's the largest ever one-time release of federal prisoners in the history of the US, and is a result of changes to sentencing guidelines for drug offenders last year. Starting October 30th, the majority of the first 6 thousand will be sent to halfway houses or live under house arrest before being put on supervised release.
The new CEO of Volkswagen has warned staff that the company will have to make HUGE cuts to cover the costs of the emissions scandal. Volkswagen officials say that there are no IMMEDIATE plans to cut jobs and that most of the impact will be to salary's and bonus's. CEO Matthias Mueller said that he would focus on managing the company's investment plans and accelerating cost-cutting programs already in place. Volkswagen has set aside 7.3 billion dollars to help pay its fines, but many expect the figure to be MUCH higher.
And there's a new addition to the Microsoft family! The tech and software giant has unveiled its very first laptop. The Surface Book comes with 16 gigabytes of memory, one TERABYTE of built-in storage, and is reportedly TWICE as fast as a Macbook Pro. The screen detaches from the keyboard to become a tablet and the battery lasts up to TWELVE hours. It goes on sale October 26th. All those goodies come at a price Angie– the base model will start at one thousand, four hundred and ninety nine dollars.
A little pricey but it looks pretty cool! Thanks for the updates Lydia. It's time to get your TV fix with Eila Adams and her trusty peanut gallery. I don't want to oversell it, but this week's clips are guaranteed to make a good IMPRESSION. Here's Eila with the Boob Tube!
Thanks Angie, and with me as always is the very best peanut gallery in the biz! Let's get things started!
His voice is so commanding that he once played the role of God. Of course i'm talking about Morgan Freeman. And when he stopped by The Late Show recently, Stephen Colbert put his pipes to good use reading out some famous movie lines. If I were Macaulay Culkin I'd be worried. Not about this, I mean about his career and life choices in general.
The NFL is celebrating a very special anniversary this week, peanuts. September was the first time in 6 years that no active NFL players were arrested. Pretty impressive, right? Pretty impressive for the NFL, right. Jimmy Kimmel decided to commemorate the event on his show Monday night. Unfortunately, while the clip was playing I found out that all of the players featured have since been arrested. Better luck in 2021, NFL!
SNL kicked off its 41st season on Saturday with a very special guest. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. The former first lady stopped by to poke a little fun at herself, and more importantly to throw some shade on the other candidates. Trump would make fun of Hillary except he has no idea what a strong, intelligent woman sounds like.
It's a right of passage for actors to impersonate each other. I do a really good one of the peanuts actually. See? In this clip from British chat show Graham Norton, Avengers bad guy Tom Hiddleston does his best impression of Owen Wilson. Wait – how can he do an Owen Wilson impression and forget the best part? Thank you, peanuts! That'll do it for the Boob Tube for THIS week. For Naked News, I'm Eila Adams.
I'm Katherine Curtis. Y'know how those Viagra commercials say to contact a doctor if an erection lasts more than four hours? Well what if it lasts for FIVE DAYS? That's what happened to a 36-year old British man who decided to eat 35 Viagra pills for laughs at a party. Daniel Medforth thought his humongous hard-on was funny at first, but when it didn't go away, he was scared stiff! Medforth was hallucinating and getting dizzy, so he went to hospital. It finally subsided after 5 days and doctors say he's lucky he didn't suffer some sort of permanent injury. Lesson learned, the HARD way!
It's commonly assumed that having more sex means being happier, but it might not be true. A study cited in Psychology Today found that couples who DOUBLED their sexual activity reported NO increase in overall happiness. That's probably because they were having sex on a schedule, not because they WANTED to. And according to researchers that seems to be the key. It's not about having sex more often, it's about doing it when you FEEL like it.
The one thing we're MORE reluctant to talk about than sex? Money! A British study of 15-thousand men and women claims that we're SEVEN TIMES more likely to tell a stranger about our number of sexual partners - or even if we've had an STD - than we are to divulge our salary. In fact most people were quite happy to talk about their sex lives with interviewers, but when it came to talking about what they make, many flat out refused.
If you've had heart problems before and worry sex might be bad for your heart, think again! Newly published research shows that sex is rarely the cause of a heart attack, and heart disease patients are perfectly safe to get jiggy with it in the bedroom after treatment. Fear of further problems is more common than you might think. A survey of more than 500 heart disease patients found that 15-percent of them didn't have sex up to a YEAR after being fixed up.
And what do women REALLY want during sex? It's apparently not all about the "Big O". According to a report by The Independent, ladies are most interested in finding an emotional connection with their partner. More than half of those polled said that was their number one priority. On the other hand, when it came to things that made women want to turn down sex, stress was far and away the number one factor. There you go gentlemen: keep your lady happy and she'll make YOU happy! With your Pillow Talk, I'm Katherine Curtis.
Drone operators beware, the US Federal Aviation Administration is not going to take you flying into restricted airspace lightly. They've just proposed a 1 point 9 million dollar fine to be issued against Chicago based drone operator, SkyPan International. The company allegedly operated 65 unauthorized flights in restricted airspace over New York and Chicago between 2012 and 2014. The FAA says the huge levy is due in part to SkyPan's refusal to stop the flights, despite repeated warnings.
And in California, Governor Jerry Brown has approved new legislation that will ban paparazzi from using drones to photograph celebrities. Celebs have been complaining about the new technology in recent years, with Miley Cyrus even posting an Instagram video of one she caught circling her LA home. Bill AB 856 will officially ban the act of sending a drone into the airspace above a private home in order to make a recording or take a photo.
Finally today, meet Julie Leach, this lucky lady is still pinching herself after scooping over 310 MILLION DOLLARS in the second-biggest Michigan Powerball jackpot of all time! Julie bought the winning ticket on the way to her Fiberglass factory job. The 50-year-old found out she won while checking her ticket during her lunch break at McDonalds. She's decided to take the 197 million dollar lump sum payout and says her current plans include quitting her job and convincing her long term partner to sign a pre-nup! From the Naked Newsroom, I'm Lydia.
Thanks Lydia, I'm sure that woman's made all kinds of new "friends" this week! Okay, we're going to switch gears now from the headlines to the latest in Sports! Natasha's here to tell us about a surprising first, Down Under!
That's right Angie - the November cover of Men's Health Australia, features an unexpected face! Welcome to naked sports! UFC champion Ronda Rousey is gracing the cover of the magazine! It's the first time a woman's ever been featured on the front of the men's publication. I personally love it, but that isn't the case for everyone. When it was announced on Facebook, a number of people - mostly men - criticized the decision, saying there was no reason for a woman to be on the cover of a men's fitness magazine. Hey, if you don't like it, I'm sure Ronda would be happy to settle your beef in the octagon! Rousey's set to face Holly Holm at UFC 193 in Melbourne on November 14th!
The NFL's had success with annual games in London England, and next year, America's game will continue its quest for world domination SOUTH of the border! Mexico City is rumored to be the NEXT destination added to the NFL's International Series. Insiders say the league was looking at adding a game in Germany to the schedule, but Mexico eventually won out. It's not a total surprise. In 2005, more than 105-thousand Mexican fans packed the Estadio Azteca to see the Cardinals play the 49ers.
New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman has launched an official inquiry into DraftKings and FanDuel. If you've watched football at any time in the last month you've no doubt been bombarded with adds for one or both of the fantasy gaming sites. Schneiderman questions the fairness and transparency of the websites, and is looking into whether employees at the companies have an unfair advantage when playing against regular sports fans. This after DraftKings employee Ethan Haskell won 350-thousand dollars competing on FanDuel. Some think Haskell used data that was unavailable to the public to cash in.
The wait is finally over, hockey fans! The puck dropped on a new NHL season Wednesday night. According to the odds in Vegas, the Chicago Blackhawks are the most likely squad to hoist Lord Stanley's Cup next June. The current NHL champs enter the year as 13 to 2 favorites to win it all. The Blackhawks are followed by the Anaheim Ducks and Tampa Bay Lightning, who are both listed at 9 to 1 odds. And sorry, Arizona Coyotes fans - do they actually exist? Well either way their odds were the WORST in the league at 250 to 1.
And one NBA fan's hobby has turned into his dream job! Utah native Addison Foote posted his redesigned versions of NBA team logos on Reddit, and was thrilled to see them get so much positive feedback from Redditors. His work is pretty impressive but he never expected it to go viral, OR for the NBA to reach out and offer him a job! The league has made him a part of their graphic design team! What a great story! Now let's check out the week's must-see moments!
Steph Curry's so good he was reaching for the high-five BEFORE the ball went in! Unreal! I'm Natasha Olenski and that's all for this edition of my Naked Sports report! See you next time!
Eila Adams, Angie Heyward, and Guest Anchor Lydia discuss some of today's stories, including the fact people are more likely to talk about sex than money, and Buzzfeed's "no masturbation for a month" challenge video. Plus, there are the results of our most recent poll questioning whether the Kardashians were deserving of the "first family" designation Cosmopolitan magazine gave them.
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