Sunday June 26, 2016
Welcome to Naked News Magazine, I'm Eila Adams! And I'm joined once again by our amazing Guest Anchor Hanna. Welcome back to the program! Hanna will be helping me introduce all the great features we've got planned for you today, including a brand new Point Of View feature with Isabella Rossini. This is where one of our anchors wears a GoPro all day to give the audience a true "behind the scenes" picture of what really goes on here. People are VERY curious as to what goes on in our studio Hanna. Not surprising right? We'll get to that in a few minutes, but first, we're going back to Hedonism in Jamaica for one of my favorite things to do, Cooking in the Raw with their incredible head chef. Here it is.
Welcome to the Game Spot - I'm Elise Laurenne! It's the biggest gaming event of the year: E3 in Los Angeles, or Electronic Arts Expo, is where the all the major developers announce some of the most anticipated games of the year. Today I'm looking at the five upcoming titles that we can't WAIT to get our hands on!
God of War is FINALLY coming to the Playstation 4! Kratos is back, and this time he's got a beard... and a kid! The trailer at E3 shows our mythological hero trying to keep his temper in check, and the game looks as beautiful and BRUTAL as fans might expect. Yup, it's gonna be amazing. We don't know WHEN the new God of War will be released, but it really can't come soon enough.
At this point there have been so many Call of Duty games it's hard to get excited about a new one. But Call of Duty in SPACE? We're intrigued! This trailer for "Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare" takes the first person shooter into zero gravity, and it looks INSANE! "Infinite Warfare" will be on every bro's Christmas list when it hits stores on November 4th.
Not all games have to be ultra-violent. After the surprising success of 2014's hilarious "South Park: The Stick of Truth", the boys are back for another adventurous RPG. This time the gang is trying to start their own blockbuster superhero franchise, but they can't agree on which of their characters should get top billing. That's the basic plot of what's easily the best titled game of the year: "South Park: The Fractured But Whole". Cartman's latest quest to make billions off superhero movies promises to keep the laughs coming. We'll be stuffing THIS one in our stocking when it's released for PS4 and XBox One on December 6th.
Now for something COMPLETELY different. Steep drops you right in the middle of the French Alps, and there's only one way down: jump! This surprise release from Ubisoft sees adrenaline junkies flying down mountains on skis, wingsuits, paragliders, and more. Older gamers might think of this as Pilot Wings on steroids! Steep offers a refreshing change of pace to the usual shoot 'em ups. Look for it on consoles and PC in December.
Overall, it was a disappointing E3 for Nintendo. But the Japanese company STILL emerged with the most buzzworthy title of the week: "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild". That's right, for the first time in five years, Link is back for what looks to be another unforgettable adventure. The E3 footage had gamers young and old geeking out. The legendary series is going in a new direction, with a massive open world to explore reminiscent of Skyrim and The Witcher 3. "Breath of the Wild" will be hitting stores some time next year and will be available on the Wii U and the upcoming Nintendo NX. With your look at the best of E3 for Naked News, I'm Elise Laurenne!
You ready for our POV feature Hanna? This is a relatively new segment for us, and it involves strapping a GoPro to an anchor's head and seeing what her day entails here at our studio. What sorta stuff would we see if we did this to you? Is a day in the life of Hanna as sexy and fun as we all think it is? Without further ado, here's Isabella.
WELCOME to the Naked News Video Blog everyone. Let;s have a look at what went viral this week. They say that practice makes perfect. What they don't say is that if what you're practicing is completely USELESS, it doesn't matter how perfect you get at it! But don't tell that to Niall Brady, a 23-year-old Irishman who spent nearly A YEAR trying to throw a spoon into a mug! Okay, he DOES look pretty happy there. I just hope that moment brought him as much joy as, say, the SYMPHONY he could have written!
I can't stand watching soccer, but you'd think a FIFA World Coach of the Year would be into it! And even if German national coach Joachim Low can be forgiven for getting distracted, he should DEFINITELY remember that Euro 2016 is an INTERNATIONALLY TELEVISED EVENT! Watch what this dirtbag does. I think I just threw up in my mouth, if that wasn't disgusting enough, keep watching. Yup, the ol' ass sniff, CLASSY! Germany won that game over Ukraine two-nil, so for at least one man in the world, I guess balls and ass are the smells of victory!
One of the best analogies for an overreaction is “swatting a fly with a sledgehammer.” So picture a fly. Then picture a sledgehammer. Now tell me that this video of a plane putting out a campfire isn't EXACTLY the same overkill!
Pretty ridiculous... but all the permission I need to hit the next person who smokes near me on a patio with a water cannon!
And like so many great videos, our closing clips this week have a decidedly chaotic flavor to them! I'm using the word “literally” literally when I say they are literally OUT OF CONTROL! That'll do it for this week's Naked News Video Blog. I'm Katherine Curtis.
Thanks very much Kat, funny stuff as always. And that's the end of another great program here at Naked News. Thanks for helping out today Hanna! Any final thoughts? Well I speak for everyone, including our audience when I say, we hope to see you back here very soon. If you've got any questions or comments for us, please send them in to firstname.lastname@example.org. You can also find us all over social media, including pics and videos you won't see anywhere else, on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. We'll leave you now with our weekly look behind the scenes. Take care everyone.
We've got some extra footage that didn't make it into the program, but is still plenty funny!
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