Sunday February 14, 2016
I'm Isabella Rossini and THIS, is Naked News Magazine! Today we're coming to you from Toronto's naughtiest adult playground, Oasis Aqualounge! We're starting off with another steamy segment with the sexy and sassy Samantha Rone! Anyone who's seen her on the program knows she's a straight shooter who says EXACTLY what's on her mind. No topic is too taboo for her, as you're about to see in a Naked News exclusive, 1 on 1!
I'm Madison Banes and you've hit the Game Spot! It appears Take-Two Interactive, the makers of NBA 2K16, made the game a little TOO realistic! The company's being sued by Solid Oak Sketches, which owns the rights to the tattoos inked on famous players including LeBron James and Kobe Bryant. In the lawsuit, Solid Oak claims it asked Take-Two for 1.1 million FOR the rights TO the tattoos prior to the game's release. Now that they're going to court it looks like the tats could cost Take-Two a LOT more.
Good news: it looks like Playstation's VR headset is going to be cheaper than you probably thought! Rumor has it Sony's HMD will cost just 299 dollars - or about HALF the price of the Oculus Rift headset. It's also rumored that Sony's putting together a bundle that includes the VR headset, a camera, and Move controllers for 428 dollars plus tax. Shut up and take my money!
We'll be getting our hands on the new Doom game on May 13th! And for hardcore fans, the collector's edition will come with a 12-inch statue of a Revenant demon complete with an LED-lit base. The nerdy merchandise won't be cheap. The collector's edition will set you back 120 dollars!
And Nintendo's getting ready to release its very first app, Miitomo, next month! The company describes it as a "social experience", where users customize their Mii avatars to interact and play games together. Miitomo will launch in March, but if you're dying to dive in you can pre-register for the new Nintendo Account service starting on February 17th. Miitomo will support eight languages and will be free to play, with the usual in-app purchases.
Now time for this week's review: XCOM 2, exclusive for all you PC gamers out there! The sequel picks up twenty years after the events of "XCOM: Enemy Unknown". Alien invaders have conquered Earth and enslaved humanity. It's up to a small band of XCOM fighters to ignite the resistance and send those UFO's packing!
If you're new to the series, you should know that XCOM isn't a straight ahead shooter. It's a turn-based combat game with endless customization options for your characters. But don't get TOO attached to them, 'cause you never know when you'll lose one in battle! A bad roll of the dice means that no matter how carefully you plan a mission, sometimes you'll lose due to bad luck. That's not to say the gameplay is unfair. It's unpredictable, tactically deep, and totally gripping! Here's hoping XCOM 2 eventually comes to the PS4 and XBox One, because it is amazing. We're giving it the big 5 out of 5 Naked Ns! For the Game Spot I'm Madison Banes!
We're back and up next I've got a special BIRTHDAY request from one of our faithful viewers! Jose in Puerto Rico wrote in to say:
"Dear Naked News, I figured since it's my birthday this week I'd give this a shot. I love your Versus segments, and my all-time favorite was the Jumbo Jenga game. I'd never seen anything like it before! Could you please make my day and replay it for me? Muchas gracias!"
How can we say no on your birthday, Jose? Here's our little gift to you: our classic Jenga versus played right here at Oasis Aqualounge!
I'm Eila Adams, WELCOME to the NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG! We'll start with a GoPro vid, but this one's totally unlike anything we've seen before. That's because a squirrel is taking the camera for a ride and showing us how things look from HIS perspective! He even returned the camera when he was done with it. What a mensch!
Drones seem to be everywhere these days, and they've even infiltrated the world of wedding photography. I'm not saying that's a BAD thing. This is probably the best wedding video I've ever seen. Bet you didn't see that coming! It's actually a pretty good metaphor for marriage. It starts off great and then it's all downhill from there!
Allow me to introduce Devon Hawkins. He's a Quincy Illinois native who might just be the most relaxed person on the planet. With all due respect to Chuck Norris, Devon is now officially the world's coolest customer.
Now it's time for our weekly feature, here in the Naked News Video Blog. We're celebrating some of the funniest critters from the animal kingdom. They may not be great with punchlines but they're geniuses when it comes to physical comedy, as you're about to see in this roundup we're calling, "Animal Crackers".
Don't worry, no humans were harmed in the making of that video! I'm Eila Adams and that'll do it for this edition of the Naked News Video Blog. See you next time.
That was fun, thanks EIla. Okay, there's been a lot of anticipation about the woman in this next segment. When she walked into our studio to audition, she turned a lot of heads. And that's saying something, considering who we are! Her name is Elise, she's a gorgeous brunette who just so happens to be friends with our super sexy guest anchor, Vera. As you're about to find out, Elise, loves to laugh and has a body that gets everyone's attention! Here she is.
Pretty sexy, right! Now we'd like to know what YOU thought of Elise. Should we invite her back for more, or show her the door? Let us know by writing to email@example.com. That's all for today, I'd like to thank you for stopping by and I'd also like to thank Oasis Aqualounge for having us again. If you're looking for some ADULT entertainment, trust me, there's nowhere better in Toronto! Check them out at oasisaqualounge.com. While we're away, be sure to stay in touch by visiting us on social media. Like and share us on Facebook, send us 140 characters on Twitter and be sure to check us out on Instagram. I've got one last parting gift for everyone today, our weekly look behind the scenes, take care everyone.
Bloopers and outtakes from recent shows, featuring Samantha Rone, Whitney St. John, Carli Bei, and Katherine Curtis
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