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Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Eila Adams.

And I'm Elise Laurenne, coming to you once again from the great outdoors. It's nice to get out of the studio isn't it.

One of the perks of the job, AND the warm weather. Okay Elise, I'm really pumped for today's program because we've got so many great features on the way.

I'm looking forward to see that Playboy Radio Schmooze with Mike, Holli and Carli.

Yeah. They were pretty hot weren't they. And I LOVED that Holli took her shirt off for the interview! Something else that's coming up, NEXT actually, is the debut of a brand new segment called Naked News Moves. What sort of dance moves are you into? Well, Naked News Moves was inspired by all those dance videos you see on-line. We wanted to create our own version, to showcase the talents of our anchors AND guest anchors, as you're about to see. Here it is.

I'm Vera, weclome to the Game Spot. The Netflix of video games could be streaming to a console near you! EA is reportedly on the verge of introducing a streaming service that would feature its own titles plus games from big name developers such as Activision, Ubisoft, and Bethesda. That means games like FIFA, Skyrim, Far Cry, and Call of Duty would be a click or two away. Rumor has it EA could launch the service THIS summer!

Gran Turismo fans, start your engines! The first edition of the famous racing series on next-gen consoles finally has a release date! "Gran Turismo Sport" will be a Playstation 4 exclusive that will hit stores on November 15th in Japan and North America. 19 tracks and 137 super-premium cars will be included, and the game will feature 4K graphics. Not only that, but it will also be the first Gran Turismo installment to support Playstation VR.

The XBox One and PS4 officially have some competition in China! The new Tomahawk F1 from Fuze is a pretty blatant rip-off of the XBox's controller and the Playstation's console design. It uses an Android OS and is being marketed as a cheaper alternative to the big boys. China's a nation of 550 million gamers, but the PC reigns supreme and the pricey Playstation and XBox consoles haven't been big sellers there. The new Fuze base model starts at just 140 dollars and starts shipping on June 1st.

Gamers are REALLY excited about Overwatch. According to Pornhub, searches for Overwatch related porn - which is apparently a thing - shot up 817-percent during the first week of the shooter's open beta. It's not just Pornhub. Reddit and Tumblr are also being flooded with all sorts of lewd fan art of the game's characters!

And speaking of, Overwatch, is this weeks review: It's available on PC, Playstation 4, and the XBox One. Blizzard's latest was a smash-hit in beta, and now gamers are getting their hands on the full version of this team-based shooter. Overwatch sees players duke it out in arena-style matches. But rather than copy cooperative games like Dota 2 or League of Legends, you use your character from a first person perspective. It's part Counterstrike and part Team Fortress 2, with a sprinkling of the frenetic action that made Call of Duty such a huge hit. There are 21 characters in all, and each one has unique abilities that are worth exploring. This is Blizzard's first new title in nearly two decades, and I think most gamers will feel the wait was worth it. Overwatch's gameplay and multiplayer options are top notch. The graphics are a bit too cartoonish for my liking, but I'll get over it. Like World of Warcraft, Overwatch is a game we'll be playing for YEARS to come! We'll give it 4 out of 5 Naked Ns! For the Game Spot, I'm Vera.

So Elise, have you ever listened to Playboy radio? Well, one of the most popular shows on Playboy Radio is called Swing with Holli and Michael. Here's a fun fact: before Michael and Holli put their own unique stamp on it, the show used to be hosted by our very own sexologist, Dr. Jess! Well, the sexy couple who now host the show came into our studios to record their program, and we had them sit down for a Schmooze. Here they are with Carli.

I like vegetarian food, but I don't know if I could ever go vegan. What do you think, Elise? Okay, our last feature today is the Naked News Video Blog with Madison Banes.

She's starting us off with some dramatic footage, from a doorbell camera of all places.

You wouldn't expect a doorbell camera to be the source of must-see dramatic footage. But when the house is ON FIRE, that changes the story a bit! Watch as these firemen fight to keep this Fort McMurray house from going up in flames! Okay, so putting out a fire may not be QUITE as sexy as it is in the movies. But it doesn't change the fact that firefighters are LITERALLY the hottest heroes out there!

We've all heard the expression “Anchors Aweigh!”, but I'm pretty sure you don't want the anchor to REALLY go away! It's AT LEAST supposed to stay attached to the boat! And when it doesn't, well, see for yourself! Wow! I haven't seen an anchor that out of control since Eila went to Hedonism!

I hate to imagine what I look like when I'M watching horror movies! They FREAK me out! But I hope I look as cute as this 9-month-old kitten does when SHE watches a horror movie... and only half as skittish! Geez! I know horror movies can be scary, but c'mon, don't be such a PUSSY!

And our closing clips this week will all have you saying “So Long, Humanity!” Because whether it's the weather, our eating habits, the impending rise of the robots, or our own STUPIDITY, one thing is clear: we are not long for this world! I'm Madison Banes, see you NEXT time for MORE, Naked News Video Blog!

Well, Elise, I had a lot of fun with you today. Thanks for being here with me

I did too, especially being outside. I could get used to this and remember, our next date is at the nude beach!

I'm going to hold you too it! Well, we hope you had as much fun as we did, why don't you drop us a line and let us know.

We're at feedback@nakednews.com or if social media is more your thing, you can check us out on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

We'll leave you now with our weekly peek behind the scenes. Thanks for watching, take care everyone.

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