Welcome to Naked News Magazine everyone, I'm Eila Adams!
And I'm Carli Bei, on location once again at Same Nightclub in the heart of downtown Toronto. Lots of new faces on today's program Eila. We've got Vera, Lydia, and even Ky makes an appearance.
They all auditioned recently and our our viewers loved em so much, we brought them back.
We have the best audience! All right, it's time for another one of Carli's adventures...we're going back to Amnesia Rockfest for my exclusive chat with California rockers The Mad Caddies.
They've been keeping it real on the road since 1995, and have some pretty funny stories to tell.
Here we are, TURNING IT UP!
I'm Vera, with this week's, ODDS and ENDS. The head of Indonesia's National Narcotics Agency says he wants to begin using CROCODILES to guard a proposed island prison. Budi Waseso says he got the idea from watching the James Bond film, Live and Let Die, where 007 escapes an island using crocodiles as stepping stones. The country’s prison system is extremely corrupt and Waseso says that "you can't bribe crocodiles or convince them to let inmates escape". Hard to argue with that!
A man in Kobe, Japan, was arrested after he was found hiding in a storm drain taking photos up women's skirts! Yasuomi Hirai apparently told police he'd been in the drain with his smartphone since 3am, waiting for his chance. A woman spotted his hair poking out through the grate and alerted police. The kicker? This is the SECOND time he's been caught doing this. He was convicted of the same crime back in 2013!
And it's not a crime, but it SHOULD be - you can now buy CLIP-ON MAN BUNS! The look that's currently de rigueur for the modern hipster can now be faked with the ten-dollar clip, available through Groupon. To their credit, Groupon seems well-aware of the absurdity. The site's description says you can put it on "when you smell fair trade coffee", and take it off when "someone utters the word bro". Well played, Groupon! I'll be back later with MORE, Odds 'n Ends.
Thanks Vera, while I DO find that funny, no guy should ever wear a man bun. Just don't do it.
That is unless you love being single! Okay, pop quiz Eila: what's your favorite sequel?
Sometimes they're good, and more often they're bad, but Hollywood keeps making 'em. And they're the topic of today's Naked in the Streets with Kat!
I bet Tommy Gunn's a pretty popular guy wherever he goes.
Girls want to be WITH him, and guys want to BE him!
I think it's safe to call Nina Hartley a legend.
Absolutely. Good for her! Now, Vera is back once again with MORE of our Odds 'n Ends, starting with a very SERIOUS story - the official determination of whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich. Which way did it go, Vera?
Well, ladies, let me start by saying it's a CONTENTIOUS topic. The USDA's definition calls frankfurters "sandwich type products". And until recently, the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council - which is an actual thing - agreed. BUT, they recently changed their position, saying "limiting the hot dog's significance by saying it's 'just a sandwich' is like calling the Dalai Lama 'just a guy'". And so, they declared their namesake to be "a hot dog formerly known as a sandwich". Quite a mouthful!
Four houses in a Manchester, England, neighborhood had to be evacuated after someone cooked up a REALLY spicy chili! The chili recipe gave off such acrid fumes that nearby residents thought there was a GAS LEAK and called emergency services. Firefighters had to wear gas masks, and used industrial fans to clear the air out of affected homes. The guilty cooks apologized and handed out beer to soothe the burn.
And speaking of GAS LEAKS, scientists say that smelling FARTS might be GOOD for you! Specifically, flatulence contains hydrogen sulfide gas, which actually has medical benefits, despite the stink. In fact, the gas' properties are so substantial that it could help prevent cancer, heart attacks, strokes, arthritis, and even dementia! So next time you "Dutch oven" your partner, if they get mad, remind them you COULD be saving their life! That's it for this week's Odds and Ends. For Naked News, I'm Vera!
I'm Lydia and THIS is what went viral this week in the NAKED NEWS VIDEO BLOG! It was the trip of a lifetime. Irishman Evan Griffin's father had always dreamed of going to Las Vegas, and when it finally happened, he borrowed his son's GoPro to capture his adventure. Problem was, Dad didn't know which way he was supposed to be pointing the camera. Classic dad move. He hardly got any of Las Vegas on camera, but the video's still priceless!
Here's another GoPro vid, but this one's done properly. If you love skiing but live hours from the closest ski resort, just head to the nearest shopping mall instead! And after that he enjoyed a little "apres ski" at Orange Julius. Classy!
I'm not really sure what to say about this next video, that might be because I'm not really sure what's going ON other then it's totally bizarre! It involves a topless Asian man, some plastic bottles, and some fireworks...
Now for a slightly more impressive one-man show! This street performing musician can do it all - play guitar, drums, harmonica, AND sing. And he does it all at the same time! After the video went viral, the performer was eventually identified as Australian artist Juzzie Smith. Someone give that man a record contract!
Finally today, a Toronto man was out on his apartment balcony when he noticed a strange site: a squirrel. You don't normally see them up on the 23rd FLOOR. But he couldn't believe what happened next! The little guy jumped 23 stories and LIVED! That took serious NUTS! With your Naked News Video Blog, I'm Lydia!
Great job there from Lydia - and that squirrel! And on that note, it's time for us to say goodbye.
We hope you all had as much fun as we did today. We'd like to thank you for tuning in AND we'd like to thank Same Nightclub for hosting us today.
You can check them out online at sameclub.ca. So how'd we do folks? We'd appreciate any comments or questions you might have about our program, send them into us at firstname.lastname@example.org
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For the program with nothing to hide, I'm Carli Bei.
And I'm Eila Adams. Now we'll leave you with our weekly look behind the scenes!
Take care everyone.
We've got some extra footage from Katherine Curtis going Naked In The Streets, as everyone seems to have trouble figuring out sequels
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