Friday May 6, 2016
Welcome to Naked News, everyone! I'm Eila Adams and standing beside me today, is our latest and greatest guest anchor, Addilyn. You've been doing a great job this week by the way. You ready to co-host your first show? Well, we're starting things off with Elise Laurenne and a segment we call, Odds N ENDS.
People have long debated what the best way to see God is: religion... or hallucinogens. But why not do both? A study at Johns Hopkins University is looking for religious leaders who are willing to take psilocybin, a psychoactive compound found in magic mushrooms. The study is hoping to see how the mystical experiences on the drug stack up against other mystical experiences the religious leaders have had, and also how their religious beliefs shape their experience. Ah, for the innocent days when a priest, a rabbi, and an imam would just walk into a BAR!
Looks like someone took the sentence “Marriage is going to the dogs” a little too literally. A recent canine wedding in India saw the “groom” Shagun joined in holy matrimony with the “bride” Shaguniya. The ceremony was done according to Hindu traditions and was attended by more than 5-thousand people. I know that for dogs, the seven year itch happens after just one year, but still, that is one lucky bitch.
And fans of “The Princess Bride” will be either happy or horrified to know that R.O.U.S.es - or Rodents of Unusual Size - aren't just in the movies anymore.
Tony Smith, a gas engineer in London, recently came across a giant dead rat near a children's playground. Though the man's claim that the rat was FOUR FEET LONG and weighed TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS has been debated online, one thing is clear: we're going to need a bigger cat. Don't go away.
Thanks, Madison. Okay we have our audition feature up next and we're doing something a little different with it this time. Before we get to it, you JUST went through this very process, what one tip would you give someone who was going to audition here?
All right well, we received a lot of e-mail asking why we didn't put our recent UK guest anchor Lucy through the audition process. We didn't have time to air one and wait for a viewer response. BUT we still made her do one because it's just what we do! No need to send any feedback on this one, she's back in the UK. Anyway, here's LUCY!
I'm Angie Heyward and THIS, is HOLLYWOOD X-POSED, brought in conjunction with our friends at Mr. Skin.
Mothers and Daughters is opening just in time for Mother's Day, which makes sense, because this is the mother of all casts. Susan Sarandon stars in this one and has been turning us on as far back as her big-screen debut in the movie “Joe.” In it, she gave us a preview of what we'd be enjoying for YEARS to come.
Also coming to theaters this week is Code of Honor, the latest movie to see Steven Seagal as a one-man army. But if there's one WOMAN in it we want to see, it's definitely Helena Mattsson, who we remember oh-so-fondly from Species: The Awakening. It's not often a birth scene can be sexy, but damned if this one didn't find a way.
How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town is a Canadian sex comedy. But If the question was WHO TO INVITE to an orgy in a small town, cast member Lauren Lee Smith would be at the top of our list! We knew it the second we saw her in Cinemanovels. She has all the CLASSIC ingredients of a decent orgy guest, boobs, and buns!
Out on Blu-ray is Hostile Border, the story of an illegal immigrant who gets deported to Mexico and then tries to find her way back into the U.S. It stars the voluptuous Veronica SIXTOS, who should probably change her name to Veronica “PERFECT TEN”-TOS. Watching this movie, it's clear that north or south of the border, she's “muy caliente”!
Now it's time for Hollywood Xpress! On EgotasticAllStars.com this week, French songstress Elodie Frege got us saying “Ooh la la!” with her topless photo shoot for Lui Magazine.
Model Marisa Papen takes her beauty to the rooftops of her home country of Belgium and gives us nothing to waffle about!
As you can see by these pics, mouths have been watering in the UK over the latest Page 3 photoshoot by UK glamor model, India Reynolds.
And the British tabloids have always seem to have a field day with Dutch model Lara Stone. These Miami Beach pics, may show you why.
With your weekly celebration of celebrity skin, I'm Angie Heyward!
Cooking In The Raw is something I hear YOU'RE pretty fond of? You mentioned in your audition that you're a bit of a foodie is that right?
All right well, we might have to put your cooking skills to the test! We already know you look good naked so you're halfway there! Time to get back to Elise Laurenne. She's standing by with another round of Odds N Ends.
Blake Webb of Virginia was recently inundated with bizarre phone calls after his friends posted his phone number in a Craigslist ad for a Chewbacca impersonating contest. He has received dozens of calls from people hoping to collect the non-existent 50-dollar prize. He's being a good sport about things, especially considering he's never even seen Star Wars! Of course, SOME people might consider this a good prank, but I think of it more as a... Wookiee mistake?
Most people don't pay much attention to 'Deer Crossing' signs, but one in Mitchell County, Iowa, is getting a lot of attention. The sign reads “Suicidal Deer”, and though it's undeniably an attention-grabber and has been used in other states before, some are saying the sign is insensitive and makes light of suicide and mental illness. Wherever you fall on this issue, I think we can all agree: the part in 'Bambi' where her mother gets shot is really sad.
Speaking of death, have you ever wondered what it would be like to attend your own funeral? People in China are wondering LESS, due to a sweeping trend that gives many of them the chance to lie down in coffins and quote-unquote “experience death.” In some cases, the experience even includes fake mourners. It sounds pretty life-changing, but I do wonder if most people just want to experience death again half-an-hour later. For Naked News, I'm Elise Laurenne.
Thanks Elise. I don't know, i find that a bit creepy. Would you lay down in a coffin? Okay, next we have a segment that we get asked to re-broadcast a LOT. Before I tell you what it is, you have to do something for me. I need to hear your best fake orgasm. I'll tell you why in a sec.
That was very convincing! Okay, the REASON I asked you is that our very own Whitney St John went to one of MY favorite trade shows, the Everything To Do With Sex Show, and got people to fake orgasm. It was pretty hilarious and you would have fit right in! Here it is once again folks.
Stay tuned because, coming up, I'm going Naked At The Movies to tell you if the new Captain America: Civil War movie is worth the price of admission!
I'm Madison Banes and THIS is Naked At The Movies! This week, it's all about Captain America: Civil War! Marvel's finest are back in action and taking over a theater near you. Have a look. Despite the title, the Avengers gang is mostly here, with the exception of Hulk and Thor. Don't expect a happy reunion though. Lines are being drawn and our heroes find themselves standing on opposite sides!
Instead of one major movie baddie, the Marvel crew spend most of the movie fighting amongst THEMSELVES. When the government tries to step in and exert some control over the supers, Tony Stark thinks it's a good idea. Steve Rogers - aka Captain America - DOESN'T. From that point on, it's friend against friend, superhero against superhero, in a battle for all out control!
Besides the usual Avengers, we're getting a who's who of Marvel heroes picking sides including the much hyped debut of the new SPIDER-MAN. Paul Rudd having WAY too much fun as Ant-Man. Elisabeth Olsen kicking butt as The Scarlett Witch. Don Cheadle reprising his role as War Machine, and a few MORE surprise appearances you'll just have to wait to find out about!
At 2 and a half hours, the film covers a LOT of ground. Despite the nearly non-stop CGI action and HUGE cast, Civil War somehow manages to do everything its supposed to do. It stays on plot, it gives equal screen time to ALL our heroes, and keeps its sense of fun all the way through!
This is the movie DC Comics WISHES it had made with Batman v Superman. Civil War has upped the game for all future comic book movies to come. It won't be easy one for DC OR for Marvel to top. Captain America: Civil War is in theaters now. For Naked At The Movies, I'm Madison Banes.
Well, that brings us to the end of today's program Addilyn, you were a great co-host. How was it for you?
Well, we're not done with you just yet. You'll be back with me this weekend to help co-host our Naked News magazine. We've got a Cooking in the Raw with Kat and our UK guest anchor Lucy, as well as a sexy trip to Hedonism with myself and Carli Bei. Have you ever been to Hedonism?
Well, we'll get you there soon enough. So how did we do today? Drop us a line to Feedback@nakednews.com with any questions or comments you might have. You can also reach us on social media, we are on facebook, twitter and instagram! Take care everyone
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