Sunday July 24, 2016
Welcome to Naked News magazine! I'm Carli Bei
And I'm Whitney St. John, coming to you from the gorgeous Hanlan's Point Nude Beach in downtown Toronto, Canada!
Coming up we have a very special Viewer's Mail featuring Eila and guest anchor Hanna.
We've also got a gorgeous redhead named Veronica trying out for our program. Wait till everyone sees her body art.
But first up, we're going back to Hedonism for more Cooking In The Raw. I made pork tenderloin with the head chef, and let me tell you, it was DELICIOUS! Check this out.
I'm Elise Laurenne. Welcome to the Game Spot! Nintendo's just released a new throwback console in the form of a mini-NES! It comes with 30 built-in games including FInal Fantasy, the Super Mario Brothers trilogy and the first two Zelda adventures, Metroid and Punch Out. For sixty dollars it sounds like a pretty sweet deal. The only down side? There will never be any other games added. Either way it'll be a hot-seller when it hits shelves in November.
It's buggy as hell, but that hasn't stopped Pokemon Go from quickly becoming one of the most popular games EVER. It's even more popular than the thing people love most on the internet: porn. Google stats show more people are searching for Pokemon Go than they are porn! It now has more daily users than Twitter and Tinder.
Of course, porn hasn't fallen completely by the wayside. People are incorporating it IN Pokemon Go! Nudes are popping up everywhere. There's even a subreddit dedicated exclusively to NSFW Pokemon Go photos. Poor innocent "Diglett" has become the unlikely face of male genitalia online.
The Dark Knight will rise again in August! Telltale, the makers of the smash-hit Walking Dead games, confirmed that its episodic Batman series will launch next month. The first episode will be available for download on consoles and PC, with physical season pass discs coming in September. Telltale has mastered the choose-your-own-adventure style of gaming, and fans of the caped crusader will definitely want to pick this one up.
Now let's check out Furi for the PC and Playstation 4! Furi is a fighting game that's all killer no filler. You play an unnamed character who's just broken out of prison and you have one goal: kill your captors! It's basically one crazy boss fight after another, and these fights ain't easy! Furi will kick your butt over and over, and that's what makes beating them so satisfying.
The feeling you get as you make your way towards your next battle is like how boxers must feel before a big fight. Furi mixes hack 'n slash mechanics with an epic soundtrack for an arcade-style challenge that will keep you crawling back for more. That's why we're giving it 4 out of 5 Naked Ns! For the Game Spot, I'm Elise Laurenne!
All right, up next we have a special segment with guest anchor Hanna. Now, she's incredibly popular with our viewers, who constantly write in asking questions about her.
And one of the biggest questions we get is, “are those boobs real?” Which they are by the way, but some people still think they're fake. What do you think?
Well, we picked out one fan email about Hanna that we thought would be fun to answer. Here's Eila Adams to tell you more.
Now to the sexy redhead we told you about earlier. Her name is Veronica, she's total girl next door material, but with a serious edge.
Edge as in, she likes tattoos. LOTS of tattoos. Pay attention, because we're going to want your feedback on her. Here's Veronica.
I'm Madison Banes and THIS is the Naked News Video Blog! It's a well-known fact that any time you make something idiot-proof, the world will come up with a better idiot! One of our greatest accomplishments as a species is the development of tools. But it's amazing how often those tools come back to bite us in the butt! It's the theme of this week's Video Blog, which we're calling Equipment Malfunction!
That'll do it for this week's Naked News Video Blog. Until next we meet, I'm Madison Banes.
Thanks very much Madison and just like that Carli, we're out of time.
Before we go we want to know what you thought of Veronica's audition. Actually, I want to know what you thought? So is Veronica someone you'd like to see again on the program? let us know by writing in to firstname.lastname@example.org
And while we're away, make sure to stay up to date on everything Naked News, by visiting us on social media. We're on facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
We'll leave you now with our weekly peek behind the scenes. Take care everyone.
We've got some extra bits that didn't make the regular program, including some more of Guest Anchor Hanna and her ice cream cone
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