Tuesday September 27, 2016
Welcome to the program with nothing to hide everyone, I'm Eila Adams! Clara's back, with some must-have downloads for your smartphone later in the Appdate. She's definitely a fan favorite. Someone ELSE who's cherished around here is Vera, who just so happens to be standing by right now with Entertainment. t's good to have you back Vera
Thank you Eila, I really missed everyone around here!
So what's happening in the world of Entertainment?
Well, firstly, I've got definitive proof that the geeks shall one day inherit the Earth.
Coming from someone who spends a lot of her time at nerd conventions, I'm not surprised you would say that.
Yeah so MAYBE I'm a bit biased, but don't take it from me, this is according to Forbes! When it comes to TV's highest paid actors, the cast of The Big Bang Theory has hit the jackpot! Jim Parsons is the highest paid man on the boob tube, raking in 25.5 million dollars per year. But his co-stars aren't far behind! Johnny Galecki, Simon Helberg, and Kunal Nayyar finished in spots two through four, earning between 24 and 22 million in the last twelve months! Mark Harmon from NCIS was the only non Big Bang Theory actor to crack the top five! Nerds rule!
Megan Fox was put on Earth to look amazing in lingerie, and she'll fulfill her destiny thanks to a new deal with Frederick's of Hollywood! The Transformers star has signed on as a co-owner and brand ambassador, and her goal is to transform the company's image! Long known as the place to buy kinky bachelorette party gifts, Frederick's is trying to rebrand itself as a store with athletic wear and undergarments for everyday working women. That doesn't mean there won't be any sex appeal. Fox's new clothing line promises "sexy comfort", and we can't wait to see what she comes up with!
There's a new Marilyn Monroe exhibit happening now in New Jersey, and it's all thanks to Whoopi Goldberg! Turns out Whoopi's a huge fan of the iconic sex symbol. She's put together a show called "Marilyn: Character Not Image". It includes all sorts of personal items from Monroe, including her poetry, watercolors, and rare video footage. The biggest draw is the famous dress she wore to sing "Happy Birthday" to President John F. Kennedy. You can catch it at the Mana Contemporary gallery until October 22nd!
Amy Schumer hit a grand slam at the New York Mets game on Sunday! She put on a hilarious performance when she popped up on the stadium kiss cam. Sitting between her Dad and her boyfriend Ben Hanisch, Amy stole the spotlight! Show 'em how you really feel, Amy! Schumer had plenty of famous friends at the game, sharing a box with Jerry Seinfeld, Jonah Hill, and Matthew Broderick!
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West should have a reality show called "Home Improvement". They spent YEARS overhauling their mansion in Bel Air, and now the celeb couple has another major renovation underway. Their 20 million dollar property in Hidden Hills is being re-done to include a full-size movie theater, music studio, and a two-story playroom. Then there's the basketball court, gym, hair salon, and full spa sections! It all sounds great, but they'll probably still have trouble finding enough space for their huge egos! I'm Vera and THAT's entertainment!
let's send you over to Clara in the Appdate! She's bringing us a trio of new offerings from Google!
Thanks Eila! First up is the Google chat app that's been all over the headlines lately: Allo! It's free for Android and iOS gadgets. Some are calling it a Facebook Messenger and WhatsApp killer, but we're not so sure about that. One of Allo's big selling points is its Smart Reply feature. The app gets to know your writing style and can start suggesting quick reply options. There are all sorts of bells and whistles, from stickers to the ability to add doodles and captions to your photos, which is nice. Then there's the little fact that Edward Snowden has warned people against using Allo, dubbing it Google Surveillance! Politics aside, Allo is good but definitely not great - at least not yet. We'll give it 3 out of 5 Naked Ns.
Not long before Google released Allo, the tech giant came out with its own video chat app to rival Skype and Apple's popular FaceTime feature: Google Duo. This one's free for iPhone and Android users, and it's definitely worth a try. Duo doesn't offer a chat feature, but its no-frills design means no lag or loading times. You get high-res picture quality that's incredibly responsive. The Android version has a feature we love called Knock Knock, which shows you live video of the person calling you BEFORE you choose to answer! Duo gets 4 out of 5 Naked Ns!
We've got one more Google app to share with you, and we've saved the best for last! Google Trips is a KILLER new download that every modern traveler will love. First off, Trips stores all of your reservation info from your emails in one place, which is super convenient. It's also packed with ideas for things to do once you land in a new city. You can map out your daily sightseeing destinations and ensure you don't waste precious time getting lost. Most importantly, all of the amazing info available can be saved for use offline! So long roaming fees! Google Trips will make travel guidebooks a thing of the past, and we're giving it 5 out of 5 Naked Ns!
Now for this week's feature app! GIFs have become a part of everyday life in text messages and group chats, and Guggy is an app that raises the GIF bar. Popular programs like Giphy select random GIFs to go along with the text you input, which can lead to mixed results. The great thing about Guggy is that it overlays your text IN the GIF, which helps give it better context. It's available on all sorts of platforms, from IOS and Android keyboards to Facebook and Kik. We've been having a lot of fun with it on Slack here at work! Guggy's a great way to liven up any text convo, and we just had to give it 5 out of 5 Naked Ns! For the Appdate, I'm Clara!
Welcome loyal minions to the Naked Nerd! I am your Overlady, Kat Curtis. King of the nerds and Avengers director Joss Whedon, has called for the Avengers to assemble once again to take down what he thinks is the latest Big Bad - by convincing people to vote! He's even offered up an incentive for all those EXTREME Hulk fanboys and girls out there. Hey, dicks out for The Vote beats Dicks Out for Harambe as a meme any day.
Everyone's buzzing about the iPhone 7, but let's talk about the new Nokia phone from Microsoft. Yes, you heard that right - a Nokia phone. Here are the stats: 2.4-inch QVGA display, VGA front and rear-facing cameras, integrated FM radio tuner, and an impressive 24 days of standby time. And it comes with the Opera browser pre-installed. Doesn't sound very impressive, until you consider the price tag - 37 dollars! Get ready for a constant stream of “new phone who dis” from Tinder dates who've ghosted on you.
If you're a Potterhead who's looking for a new home, you might want to listen up: Harry's childhood home at Number 4 Privet Drive is up for sale for about 615 thousand dollars! While the house is *actually* on Pickets Post, Bracknell, instead of Privet Drive, Surrey, it's the genuine article - at least from the first film. The Dursleys' house got rebuilt on the Warner Brothers lot in all the subsequent films. No word on whether there's a cupboard under the stairs.
China has lost control of its Tiangong-1 space station. Well, Chinese officials haven't actually put it that way- instead, they've said that the station will fall back to earth at some point during 2017. When exactly, experts aren't sure, because since there's no control, it'll come down when it's good and ready. Of course there's some concern over how much of the space station will NOT burn up in the atmosphere and where it'll fall to earth. No one seems to know that either. Made in China, should've known!
This is why we can't have nice things: people fondle them. At the Tokyo Game Show 2016, Japanese game developers M2 took along a real-life mannequin, dressed it up like a character created in their 3D animation and modelling software E-Mote, and placed some sensors on the mannequin's boobs. Then attendees could put on a VR headset and touch the mannequin and have the 3D animated character react. This caused a line-up of attendees waiting to fondle mannequin boobs, leading to the Tokyo Game Show organizers banning mannequin fondling, which removes the real-touch feedback part of the experience. I'm trying SO hard not to be judgy here, and I am FAILING, you guys. K, gonna go buy some of those Nokia phones and make a ton of prank calls, 1990s style. BYE!
Thank you very much Natasha. Okay, up next is our weekly feature From the Vault! I've got a request here from Randy in Vermont, who writes "I've managed to see every single one of your comic book editions, the Naked League Squad Patrol Action Division, except #2. Can you either direct me to it or re-play it? Also, when will we see volume #12?"
We'd be happy to show it to you, Randy! And for those wondering, there could be another Naked League Squad Patrol: Action Division adventure coming soon! For now, here's a look back at part two!
Welcome to the wrapup, everyone! We'll begin with the results of our poll question from last week. We asked you what you thought of Corey Feldman's performance on The Today Show. Thirty four percent of you thought it was courageous. Twenty six percent of you thought it was pretty shameful. And a full forty percent said your ears were bleeding! Aw, poor Corey. But nobody said show business was easy!
Next, I have the winner of our most recent LIKE and SHARE to WIN contest! Congratulations to John Marti! You've won the t-shirt and hat Natasha modeled, and we'll even get her to sign it for you. Just drop us a private message on Facebook and we'll arrange to send it to you. Thanks to everyone who entered. We'll have a new contest up for you soon, so be sure to keep an eye on our official Facebook page.
Before I go, I do have some sad news to report. Isabella Rossini has decided to move on from Naked News. She's going to embark on an exciting new career in the hospitality industry. We're all disappointed that she's gone, but we're definitely wishing her all the best on her new path. And of course, our door is always open for her to come back and visit! Thanks for watching, and we'll see you back here again tomorrow for MORE, Naked News!
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