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Friday August 26, 2016

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Transcript Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams and joining me today is everyone's favorite guest anchor HANNA! Welco... Read More >> Hide >>

Welcome to Naked News, I'm Eila Adams and joining me today is everyone's favorite guest anchor HANNA! Welcome back to the program Hanna. Now besides being my co-host today, I understand you'll be doing quite a bit of filming with us over the next few days. Sounds like a lot of fun! Okay, We've got Odds N Ends kicking off the program with another one of our popular guest anchors, Addilyn. Get ready to feel really bad for people who listen to the radio in Alaska!

Tired of hearing the same old songs on the radio every day? Just be glad you don't live in Anchorage Alaska! A radio station there has been playing the SAME album 24/7 for more than a MONTH! It's Bill Withers' classic soul album "Just As I Am", but still, playing it on a loop all day is the kind of thing that normally only happens at Guantanamo. The reason is that radio station KONR is SUPPOSED to be run by volunteers, except they don't have any. So the program director just plugged his iPod in, picked out the album, and hit "repeat"!

There really is a sucker born every minute. A successful Chinese businessman shelled out 3.7 million dollars to an Australian agency claiming they could secure the sexual services of some A-list celebs. Martin Xu forked the money over to Royal Court Escort with the hope of sleeping with actress Megan Fox and Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel. The agency told him they'd arrange the meeting and cover the cost of travel for a secret meet up. But you'll never believe what happened next. The agency stood him up and Xu was left high and dry. Really makes you wonder how a guy that dumb got that rich in the first place.

Dr. Sandra Lee's pimple popping videos have a huge following online, and now she's been honored with her very own TOTALLY DISGUSTING cupcakes! Blessed By Baking came up with these tasty treats in her honor. The yellow stuff you see coming out is actually just lemon custard, but it's still somehow just as gross as the real thing! We'll be right back.

Now speaking of dating Hanna, do you find it's any different here than it was at home? Anyway, that Naked In The Streets with Carli should be fun. We'll see it in a few minutes. Up next we have Whitney St. John. She's joined by the Peanut Gallery to bring us some of the FINER moments from TV, in a segment we call, The Boob Tube!

All right, welcome to the Boob Tube everyone! Peanuts, you ready? Then away we go! I guarantee a week from now we won't know who won the gold in Olympic pole vaulting. Because we don't know NOW who won the gold in Olympic pole vaulting! But I don't think we'll ever forget the guy who smashed his penis on the pole vault bar! Hiroki Ogita of Japan finished 21st in the competition, but number 1 with the ladies! Don't worry, Hiroki! We know what it's like to have people obsessing about your junk when all you're trying to do is work the pole!

Goodbyes can be awkward at the best of times, and when you're on TV is NOT the best of times! Tony Jones of Australia's News Nine found that out the hard way when he tried to wish fellow presenter Rebecca Judd a fond farewell for her maternity leave. He PROBABLY should've gone with a handshake! So embarrassing, but Jones totally had it coming! You don't have to be Australian to know you should never try to surprise a lady with a kiss Down Under!

Donald Trump has said his followers are so loyal, he could shoot somebody without losing any voters. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog tested that theory in his election special when he got a focus group of Trump supporters to share their thoughts on some fake ads! Including one proposing an electric fence as a stand-in for the wall! Oh, Trumpeters! Unlike your fantasy Mexicans, we can no longer be shocked!

Late night TV rarely takes advantage of the fact that it's on late at night! So thumbs up to Stephen Colbert for giving us the good stuff! His McConaughey-inspired Millennial-targeting liquor ad parody has us saying goodbye to Wild Turkey and hello to Savage Cock! According to the ad, Savage Cock is 190 proof, which means it's 95 percent alcohol! So please, for your own sake, if you find yourself drinking Savage Cock, spit, don't swallow! For the Boob Tube, I'm Whitney St. John!

Okay, so up next we've got Carli Bei going Naked In The Streets. And you may have noticed that camera on her head earlier. We were following Carli for our POV segment WHILE she went Naked in the Streets. THAT segment will air soon. But right now, here she is talking about dating!

Introducing the world's biggest boob-preneur! Annie Hawkins-Turner is better known by her internet name, Norma Stitz - get it?- and even BETTER known for her ridiculously huge breasts. She wears a 102-triple-Z size cup to support her massive mammaries! Her chesticles cause her all kinds of inconveniences - she has to be really careful going down stairs, and can't sleep on her back because she'll suffocate - but they've also helped earn her more than a million bucks online over the years!

She wanted a yin and yang but instead she got a wang! An Austrian tattoo artist has been sentenced to 3 and a half years behind bars for tattooing a penis on a woman's back instead of a yin-yang sign. The 21-year old was horrified when she got home from the tattoo parlor, removed the bandage, and found a penis with the F-word scrawled underneath it on her back. When the judge asked the tattoo artist why he did, he replied "just because". What a dick!

Here's the perfect device for those of you struggling with the summer heat. A Japanese company has created a cooling fan for your armpits! It's officially called the Under the Armpit Cooling Device, and it uses a pair of triple-A batteries to keep you comfy no matter how hot it is outside. The device clips to your shirtsleeve for portability. If you're sitting at your desk at work, you can also plug it in via a USB cord. And all for the low low price of 35 dollars. If I didn't get to work NAKED I'd totally buy one! Those are your Odds 'n Ends for Naked News, I'm Addilyn!

So an armpit cooling fan is a great idea, but what might be better is an UNDERBOOB cooling fan! What do you think? All right, are you a fan of boxing? Well, Madison Banes is going Naked At the Movie with a new boxing movie called Hands of Stone, starring Robert De Niro. Here she is.

Hands of Stone is the nickname of boxer Roberto Duran, and even passive fans of boxing will be somewhat familiar with his legend. His first fight with Sugar Ray Leonard is an all-time classic, and the rematch can be summed up in two famous words: No Mas. This biopic delves deep into the lives of these fighters and the people around them.

Robert De Niro plays Ray Arcel, a legendary trainer who takes Duran under his wing, and besides his incredible talent, the casting is a nod to film history. It might be a stretch to say Hands of Stone is to Creed as Raging Bull was to Rocky, but it's a SMALL stretch! The movie also stars Usher as Sugar Ray Leonard, and he is a revelation!

Good sports movies move beyond sports into the personal lives of their heroes and HANDS OF STONE does exactly that. It shows the fighters' lives, their marriages, and their places in history, and as star Edgar Ramirez points out, the movie's also working on a level that for many is the heart of sports. Coach Carter. Million Dollar Baby. Field of Dreams. Just three sports movies where the story of the father or father figure makes people cry. For many, this movie could be another to add to that list. Hands of Stone is in theaters now.

Mechanic: Resurrection is the sequel to the 2011 film that was itself a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson film. But even if most of his movies feel the same, you have to admit Jason Statham does action well - and that includes a LOT of his own stunt work! In this series, Statham plays Arthur Bishop, a hitman who specializes in assassinations that look like accidents. For this installment, Tommy Lee Jones, Michelle Yeoh, and Jessica Alba are also along for the ride. If you want to see things exploding and people jumping while you eat your popcorn, Mechanic: Resurrection is also in theaters now. I'm Madison Banes, and I'll see you next time, Naked at the Movies!

I'm Katherine Curtis and this, my friends, is Hollywood XPosed, brought you alongside our friends over at Mr. Skin! Let's get naked! As we just saw in Naked at the Movies, Jason Statham is back kicking butt in "Mechanic: Resurrection", and he's doing it with a woman who's got one of the best butts in the biz beside him - Jessica Alba. Jessica's been notoriously conservative with what she will and won't show on-screen. But in 2010's "The Killer Inside Me", we come tantalizingly close to seeing Jessica's breasticas as she rolls around in the sack with Casey Affleck. Plus we get a good gander at her caboose as Casey uses some rawhide on her backside. All aboard!

Also in theaters this week is The Sea of Trees, featuring the always stunning Naomi Watts! The Aussie export cranked things up to eleven in the nudity department with her unforgettable lesbian scene in 2001's Mulholland Drive. Naomi's joined in bed by Laura Elena Harring and things get frisky! Then a little later the pair show off their PAIRS while getting touchy-feely on a sofa. This being a David Lynch film, these are the only two scenes in the movie that make any sense.

The Netflix series Narcos is out on BluRay and DVD, which is I guess for people who don't realize that buying a Blu-Ray disc costs more than a monthly Netflix subscription. Either way, this show more than delivers in the nudity department. Laura Perico will have you saying dios mio when she shows off her tamales. Tony Montana once said, "you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women". The cartel members in Narcos prove it in every episode.

Speaking of Power, over on the small screen it delivered once again! This week's episode featured another award-worthy performance from Lela Loren. Mr. Skin award-worthy, I mean! Ms. Loren is lovely in every way, as you can see here as she gets down and dirty on a table with her lucky lover. And she keeps it classy by taking her shirt off but keeping her high heels ON!

Now for even more celebrity nudity it's time for Hollywood XPress! Over on EgotasticAllStars.com this week, Kristen Rain shows off thunder and lightning in this shoot for Gosee Magazine. Or at least that's what I'm assuming she calls her pair of perfect weather balloons.

Nicola Paul is a Page 3 model definitely worthy of front page billing. The Brit beauty looks AMAZING in lingerie, but somehow even better without it.

Joanna Halpin is one of those classic looking blonde slender models. But seriously, it takes special superpowers to make oversized pajama pants look THIS sexy!

And if you're not done fappin' check out Marisa Papen! The girl is perfection from head to toe, which is evident in these snaps that show every glorious inch of her. Yowza! That'll do it for this edition of Hollywood XPosed! For Naked News, I'm Katherine Curtis.

And that wraps up another edition of Naked News. It was great having you with me Hanna! We'll BOTH be back this weekend to host Naked News Magazine. We'll actually have a feature with a photographer you shot with recently, Bruce Colero. What did you think of him? Well his model this time out is the gorgeous Alexis, so make sure not to miss it. If you've got any questions for myself or Hanna, or want to share anything else that's on your mind, be sure to write to feedback@nakednews.com. You can also follow us on social media, we're on Facebook, Twitter and instagram. Race you down the beach, Hanna!

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