Today's program features Carli Bei and Jenn as the hottest hosts just about anywhere!

We get the ball rolling with Eila Adams Inside The Box
- Alec Baldwin is set to be roasted for Spike TV's One Night Only, to be shot at the Apollo Theater and aired on July 9
- Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che will be trying out prime time for at least 4 episodes starting this August
- Pop star Ed Sheeran will appear on the final season of Game of Thrones
- Following Nick Cannon's departure from America's Got Talent, Tyra Banks is taking over his spot on the reality show
- Our Stream This is the Marvel series Iron Fist, on Netflix

Katherine Curtis reports from the Naked Newsroom
- Four people, including two Russian spies, have been charged by the US Justice Department for their alleged parts in the huge Yahoo data breach
- Private pics and videos of Amanda Seyfried and Emma Watson have been leaked online
- Hackers breached a database with more than 33 million US employees, including thousands from the Department of Defense 
- New Zealand has granted the legal rights of a person to a river - the Whanganui River, long considered sacred to the Maori people
- General Mills' Bring Back The Bees campaign will give out 100 million wildflower seeds, and Honey Nut Cheerios mascot Buzz has disappeared from boxes
- Mitch Seavey made himself the oldest musher to win the Iditarod dog sled race, as well as the fastest. 

Guest Anchor Alana reveals our Boob of the Week.  It's the douchebag Finance Bro who couldn't deal with even the image of an empowered female, so needed to demean and degrade the Fearless Girl statue on Wall Street by humping it.  

In Natasha Olenski's Naked Weather Forecast, she'll put a little bounce in your step as she talks basketball, in honor of the NCAA March Madness tournament.  Along with some info about James Naismith, Harvard's Crimson, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Breanna Stewart, she's got a Brainstorm Trivia question about bouncing balls, and - of course - a look at the temperatures.  We've also got an Ask An Anchor with Krysta, who reveals how she learned to get comfortable with her body.

Addilyn Bailey has the music in her as she Turns It Up
- Pandora is now offering a paid premium radio option which lets subscribers stream anything in the massive library without ads
- British rock icons The Who will be playing a 6-show residency at The Colosseum in Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas
- The Royal Mail launched a set of David Bowie cover art stamps attached to helium balloons
- David Letterman's sidekick Paul Schaffer and The World's Most Dangerous Band have a new album featuring celebrities including Bill Murray
- Addilyn reviews "Hot Thoughts", the newest release from Spoon

Carli and Jenn wrap up by answering some Viewer Mail. You can get their answers about our cameramen and Shannon's backside, Marina Valmont's whereabouts, and part two from the escape room.  See it now at www.NakedNews.com